Watch Pain And Gain Online Free (2013) or Download Pain And Gain Movie Now : Daniel Lugo (Mark Wahlberg) and Adrien Doorbal (Anthony Mackie) are the very definition of muscleheads – more muscles than brains. Paul Doyle (Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson) is a Christian musclehead who has accepted Jesus Christ as his personal saviour. They believe in the American dream. If other people have what they want, then, therefore, they should get it. That is the full extent of logic that they could exercise. The premise is funny and the film manages to follow through on that promise. ( Watch Pain And Gain Online ) Lugo is the ring-leader, a top-tier body-builder in Miami, and his get rich quick schemes haven’t really panned out all that well in the past, but this time, he’s going to follow the advice a TV commercial life coach: “Do be a do-er, don’t be a don’t-er.” The film starts off rather slowly, apparently letting the writing speak for itself, but the jokes seem a little off-balance. A little low-key (relatively low-key) and are based on dichotomies between what they’re observing and what they’re deciding to do. For a Michael Bay film, there’s not much action – only one explosion! But the film picks up speed as the muscleheads get further along in their ludicrous plan, and the comedy keeps on coming.

Download Pain And Gain Movie Free (2013) Or Watch Pain And Gain Online Now : They really do say and do the dumbest things, but it’s entertaining to laugh at them because they whole-heartedly believe in what they’re doing. Or at least Lugo believes in what they’re doing; Adrien just doesn’t know any better, and Doyle believes in both God and doing more coke – whichever gives him the better high in the moment. “Pain & Gain” is set in the ‘90s in Miami and although they had a few fluorescent colours and jean shorts, they didn’t give us quite as much topical humour as I was expecting. But the film still suits the times – with a sort of choppy but glamorous look. ( Download Pain And Gain Movie ) Rumour has it that Michael Bay used more longer takes than any of his previous films. I haven’t seen any of his recent movies, so I wouldn’t know, but this one is way more geared towards the crime-riddled plot and the comedic writing than any action that the director is known for. There is a strange obsession with male genitalia – jokes about real ones, and many shots of fake ones to go along with a few characters’ denial of and hatred of homosexuality. I’m not sure what the point of that was. Perhaps that was part of what really happened. Unfortunately, as the narrator says, this is a true story.

Watch Pain And Gain Online Free (2013) or Download Pain And Gain Movie Now : These muscleheads really are trying to get their piece of the American pie, the stupidest way they know how. It’s also too long – a straight forward crime comedy has no need to be over two hours long. The appearance of Ed Harris lends the film some credibility – some much needed credibility, and Rebel Wilson adds an extra touch of comedy. Overall, “Pain & Gain” does a decent job of telling a ridiculously true story comedically, and violently, and a little self-indulgently. In his new film, Pain & Gain, director Michael Bay may have found his cinematic soul mate. The flashy, sun-baked auteur, who directed such gems as Armageddon, The Island and the Transformers trilogy, finally merged to a story with all the staples he loves. It is set in his Bad Boys’ hometown of Miami. It features beefy musclemen driving fast cars, living fast lives. And for a filmmaker who supposedly discovered Megan Fox by making her wash his car in a bikini and once said that he cast Kate Beckinsale in Pearl Harbor because she “wasn’t too beautiful,” now at-long-last he has an excuse to dress his leading women like strippers. What could go wrong?

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Watch Pain And Gain Online Free (2013) or Download Pain And Gain Movie Now : Daniel Lugo (Wahlberg) is just a muscle-bound hunk with a passion for the American dream. He adores the rags-to-riches story of Scarface and believes in hard work almost as much as he believes in physical perfection. He is such a believer that he is humbled when he gets a second chance at Sun Gym. Hired as a personal trainer by John Mese (Rob Corddry), despite having served 15-months in prison for scamming Florida seniors out of their pensions, Lugo quickly reinvents the gym into the sexiest spot in Miami Beach, in the process working his way up to manager. ( Watch Pain And Gain Online ) Yet it isn’t enough; not when scumbags like Victor Kershaw (Tony Shalhoub) walk away with millions from their Schlotzsky's empires. Thus with an eye on the prize, Lugo recruits fellow trainer Adrian Doorbal (Anthony Mackie) and a just-out-of-prison associate named Paul Doyle (Dwayne Johnson). Together, they kidnap Kershaw (after several “hilarious” failed attempts) and torture him for a month until he signs away all his money, assets and home to them. He is forced to call his wife and business partners to tell them he has run away with a hot girlfriend and leaves his life at their mercy.

Download Pain And Gain Movie Free (2013) Or Watch Pain And Gain Online Now : It could have been the perfect crime if they did not suck so bad at killing him. Though it certainly is not from a lack of trying; they booze him up, crash his car, light him on fire and eventually run over his face. With Kershaw seemingly out of the picture, they move into his abandoned home and live the high life. They pass around naïve strippers with stories about working for the CIA and start up a neighborhood watch for their high-class neighbors. They finally got that American dream they deserve. ( Download Pain And Gain Movie ) So much so, they do not even notice that Kershaw has hired Detective Ed Du Bois (Ed Harris) to prove his fantastic story of batty bodybuilders trying to kill him. Plus, the money is starting to run out and there is a phone-sex businessman down the street JUST ASKING FOR IT. There is a great, terrible story of greed, ambition and horror in these true events. Daniel Lugo and friends really did kidnap an individual (not named Kershaw) and ruined his life before pathetically trying to kill him. They also murdered several other people, cut up their bodies with chainsaws and then barbecued their severed fingers on a grill.

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